you were SPARED i was trying to SPARE YOU but it all BACKFIRED bc she tattled on me >:( anyway lol i'm gonna put it back in to his app i ggggguess but what i originally wrote was
"PATRONUS: An African wild dog, although, to be honest, Ulysses isn't so familiar with foreign animals as to recognise the species, and he has mistaken his own Patronus for some variant of spotted hyena. Nothing nearly so cool, buddy.
African Wild Dogs are sociable pack animals, with some of the strongest family ties in the animal kingdom. They possess an unusual social hierarchy: extremely loyal, once a African wild dog becomes pack alpha, it will remain so for life, even if they become sick or lame. (Ulysses, similarly, has a tendency to pedestalize the people he respects, and nothing short of mass murder will knock them from his admiration.)
The #1 most important member of an African wild dog pack, however, is the puppy. It "takes a village" to raise a pup, and all members of the pack contribute towards feeding and rearing. They get to eat first, even before the alphas, and continue to do so until they're full grown. Spoiled rotten, I tell ya. And although they're efficient hunters, within the pack, African wild dogs work their way up the social ladder with play more so than aggression, even as adults. When it comes to getting what they want, the most effective weapons in a wild dogs' arsenal are begging, nuzzling, rolling over, etc. I hope you've enjoyed these fun wild dog facts, Marin. Are you really reading all these apps? Oof."
Edited (i probably could have kept going but i started to run out of steam towards the end there lmfao) 2017-08-21 22:23 (UTC)
Thank you I love this so much, Ulysses is a blessing in this game, I'm happy every day he exists my sweet sweet boy. This is a really good description and very cute thank you for adding it back!!!
Heehee spotted hyena. I'm still totally cheesy and love how matchy-matchy Uly and Kenzie are. :x
Edited (i have GOT to stop accidentally replying to personal things in the mod account but i get EXCITED) 2017-08-21 22:27 (UTC)
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR TO YOU SO HELP ME GOD i didnt even know re: kenzie until jj linked me to the patronus ic/ooc from before i was in-game and then i was like :o it happened again :o
Edited (also really thank you to lazarus form saver lmfao for rescuing those Good Dog Facts) 2017-08-21 22:34 (UTC)
some nat geo kids website: spotted hyenas and wild dogs live in the same territory but DONT confuse them!!!! African Wild Dog pups are born helpless where the Hyena pups are born with their eyes open and teeth!! me: nice kenzie nice nice nice nic e
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"PATRONUS: An African wild dog, although, to be honest, Ulysses isn't so familiar with foreign animals as to recognise the species, and he has mistaken his own Patronus for some variant of spotted hyena. Nothing nearly so cool, buddy.
African Wild Dogs are sociable pack animals, with some of the strongest family ties in the animal kingdom. They possess an unusual social hierarchy: extremely loyal, once a African wild dog becomes pack alpha, it will remain so for life, even if they become sick or lame. (Ulysses, similarly, has a tendency to pedestalize the people he respects, and nothing short of mass murder will knock them from his admiration.)
The #1 most important member of an African wild dog pack, however, is the puppy. It "takes a village" to raise a pup, and all members of the pack contribute towards feeding and rearing. They get to eat first, even before the alphas, and continue to do so until they're full grown. Spoiled rotten, I tell ya. And although they're efficient hunters, within the pack, African wild dogs work their way up the social ladder with play more so than aggression, even as adults. When it comes to getting what they want, the most effective weapons in a wild dogs' arsenal are begging, nuzzling, rolling over, etc. I hope you've enjoyed these fun wild dog facts, Marin. Are you really reading all these apps? Oof."
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Heehee spotted hyena. I'm still totally cheesy and love how matchy-matchy Uly and Kenzie are. :x
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IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR TO YOU SO HELP ME GOD i didnt even know re: kenzie until jj linked me to the patronus ic/ooc from before i was in-game and then i was like :o it happened again :o
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did you know that hyenas hunt down lions for sport? something i learned while on this Investigative Journey
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me: nice kenzie nice nice nice nic e