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A very romantic song for this bad ship, all lyrics meant with overwhelming affection.

Edited (pg 2 dedicated to this smh) 2017-12-28 04:36 (UTC)

this page is blessed

Edited (LOVE THIS??? LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!) 2017-12-28 04:49 (UTC)

She loves him a lot. :)

Edited (and has little to no morals) 2017-12-28 04:58 (UTC)

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hey speaking of femme fatal murder ballads have you heard "maneater" by the blue eyed blondes

ULYSSES YOU ENJOY PINK WINE WITHOUT SHAME IT IS THE BEST KIND.

I'm sorry, I'm just actively avoiding leaving this starbucks into -11 degree weather now and I don't care whose dropboxes suffer in process.

IT'S NICE!!!!! IT'S NICE!!!!!!!! i'm sorry 17 year old me was embarrassed by it because it's very cool and fun!!!!!!!!!!!

ew jesus never leave

I just happened to be logged into Dinah when Ulysses' post went up and now you've got this dipshit spreading unicorn slander all over the page.

hey i??? adore her??????????? ulysses is oscillating between being so cheesed and laughing to himself

I am simultaneously very sorry and horribly amused that poor Ulysses has a bunch of girls telling him virginity is a construct.

alex made it, I'm not tryna steal credit

Edited 2018-01-20 00:35 (UTC)

a very big-eared boy

alex ily more than life itself

i definitely deserve this praise

hey I really hope Austin hustles Uly out of like half his damn wallet on his lucky day.

i promise you at least 70 dragots at LEAST

I should put a call out to all rich dumb seniors. Come donate to Austin having more money he doesn't know what to do with.

i can't decide if i actually want to post that or re-roll because jesus christ

im so incredibly proud of austin??? and do you know what the worst part is ulysses is going to laugh abt this and learn zero (0) lessons from it

opens his wallet tomorrow and a moth flies out

"well it's not like it was a lot of money"

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Ulysses don't be a loser come hang out.

gooseberry's biggest loser, meggie!!!

but im gonna make give in and hang with his pals bc 8) i love to torture him and also it will be fun for him smfh whys he such a goddamn dumbass